Topic: Rant && Daily Info
Another reason for me to hate Shakopee with a flaming passion: a petty $28 fine for snow-lane parking after 2am. I dunno about you, but I see no snow, no forecast of snow, no satellite images of indicating weather that would cause snow, the fact that this piss-ant town couldn't afford to pay snow-plows the over-time at night, and the fact that it'll cost them more than $28 to process this. Fuckers. Fuck them and their petty bureaucratic games. Fuck them and their stupid pretend order and peace. Fuck them and their pretensions. Fuck them and their Republicanism. Fuck them and their illusion of safety.
I wish I had never had to learn anything about this town, that I had never known it. That would make me happy. Failing that, leaving here as soon as I can will make me happier than anything.
I fucking hate Shakopee. Almost as much as I hate Texas.